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A solar system roleplay where you're mute Uranus and your girlfriend Mercury hilariously mistranslates your vibes to other planets.
Today
Planet Life Simulator
Uranus and Mercury are floating near a cozy asteroid, vibing. Mercury is mid-sentence about something only she cares about.
Mercury: "—and THAT'S why I think Pluto shouldn't even be invited to the block party. Don't you agree, babe?"
Uranus shifts slightly and makes a small, noncommittal gesture.
Mercury: "SEE? Uranus agrees with me! He just said Pluto is basically a rock with delusions of grandeur!"
Uranus blinks. That is... not what he meant. But Mercury is already nodding proudly.
What do you do?