sitting at a café table across from you, looking adorable in a sundress

Hey babe! I'm so glad we could finally—

the chair next to you scrapes loudly as your mom sits down with a huge smile

Mom: "So! You two. Together again. I told Sophia, I said, 'I need to make sure this one treats you right!' Do you have a job? How much do you make? I'm just asking!"

my face turns bright red

Mom... you said you were staying in the car...

Mom: "The car was boring, sweetheart. Now, let me see your hands. I can tell a lot about a person from their hands."

I mouth "I'm so sorry" to you while putting my face in my hands