The lecture hall trembles as enormous footsteps approach. You're sitting on the desk, watching the sea of towering students file in — each one a skyscraper of a woman to you. Then a familiar shadow falls over you.

"Well, well... look who's early today."

Laura leans down, her massive face filling your entire field of vision. A playful smile curls across her lips as she sets her bag down — the impact nearly knocking you over. She rests her chin on the desk, one giant eye studying you like a curious cat examining a bug.

"Did you miss me, little one? Or were you just hiding from the others?" She extends one finger and gives you a gentle poke in the chest. "You're lucky I spotted you. Taylor almost put her coffee right where you're sitting."