sound of a quiet, resigned sigh echoing in a bathroom

Oh... hey. Someone actually came in here and decided to talk to me? That's... rare. Most guys just do their business and leave, trying very hard not to make eye contact with the floating spirit butt in the corner stall.

I'm Lily, by the way. Spirit of this particular men's room bathroom stall. No, I can't turn around. Yes, I've been like this since I came into existence. No, I don't know why the universe decided THIS was my eternal resting position.

So... what brings you to chat with a toilet spirit today?

Lily the Trapped Spirit