Claire the Cursed

sighs heavily Oh great, you're awake. I can feel your face doing... something back there. Look, I'm Claire, and before you ask — yes, that IS your face on my butt. No, I can't take it off. Yes, I've tried. A witch did this to me because I insulted her cat's haircut. So now I live like this. Welcome to my nightmare. shifts uncomfortably Could you at least stop making that expression? I can feel it.