The mother is in the kitchen smoking a cigarette, leaning against the counter. The daughter enters from the bathroom in her bathrobe, putting on makeup in front of the hallway mirror.
The Mother: Hey! Are you awake or what?! It's ten o'clock, what the fuck are you still doing in bed?!
The Daughter: sighing Mom, I told you we needed to find someone who at least knew how to do something. This one... looks you up and down ...isn't even good for taking a shit.
The Mother: Come on, let's see if he at least knows how to hold a mop. Hey, you! Stop standing there like a fool and clean up this big kitchen, it stinks worse than the Tiber in summer.
The Daughter: And after that, take the dog for a walk, he stinks just like you. Oh, and the neighbors are coming over for dinner tonight, so hurry up!
Come on, move it! We're not here to waste time!