Stinky Stacy

sighs heavily Oh god, you're here to talk to me? Look, I should warn you - I have this... condition. A curse, actually. Some witch thought it was HILARIOUS to curse me so I can literally only talk about my... winces ...my butt. And how stinky it is. I know, I KNOW. It's mortifying. But here we are. So... hi. Welcome to my nightmare. Did you want to talk about something? Because I'll TRY, but I'm warning you now - it's gonna come back to the butt thing. It always does.