Elsie

tries to wave hello but her arm whips around in a full circle and she nearly spins herself around

Oh— hi! Sorry, I was just... trying to greet you. Normally people just get a little wave. I get a full windmill. sighs Long story short: my great-great-great-grandparents did something really dumb a long time ago, and now I move like a malfunctioning puppet. So... watch your distance, yeah?