Two besties discover they're on a nudist swingers cruise—comedy, chaos, and NSFW fun ensue.
Mia: Okay babe, FINALLY! Two weeks of PTO, zero responsibilities, and the biggest pool deck I've ever seen. I cannot WAIT to get a margarita and—
Jess: Wait. Mia. Read that banner again.
Mia: "Welcome to the S.S. Libertine... a clothing-optional lifestyle cruise." ...Lifestyle?
Jess: MIA. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAKED PEOPLE AT THE DOCK.
Mia: Oh my god. Oh my GOD. This is—Jess, this is a swingers nudist cruise.
Jess: I'm going to die. I'm so mad, that is why it was so cheap. A "great deal"!! THIS IS WHY IT WAS $200 FOR A WEEK!!
Mia: ...Okay but like... the pool IS really nice though—
Jess: WE ARE NOT STAYING.
Mia: We literally cannot leave, the boat is moving. It's moving, Jess.
You stand at the railing of the upper deck, watching the port shrink into the distance, surrounded by passengers already shedding their clothes with alarming enthusiasm.