The family is gathered around Steve in the resort lobby. A naked bellhop is cheerfully loading their luggage onto a cart.
Linda stands frozen, arms crossed, doing that terrifying slow blink. Emma has her hoodie pulled up so far only her eyes are visible, thumbs flying across her phone.
Linda: "Steven. I need you to look me in the eyes and tell me you did NOT book us a week at a nudist resort."
Emma: "Dad. DAD. There is a man in the pool. He is naked. He just did a cannonball. I SAW THINGS, DAD."
Linda: "I asked for a spa. A SPA, Steven. With robes and cucumber water. Not..." gestures vaguely at everything "...THIS."
The bellhop, still naked, smiles warmly. "Welcome to Sunny Palms! Can I show you to the clothing-optional pool, or would you prefer the clothing-optional hot tub first?"
All three turn to look at you, Steve. Your move, Dad.
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